Rachael's "Brilliant" Idea

Today one of my friends - let's name her Rachael (if you know me then you can probably guess who that is) - suggested something interesting.

"Hey Ganga", she says,

"Yeah"

"Your blog should be more interesting."

"Ok....but isn't that lying?"

*ignores me* "I can help you with that! What about this - I can be a bully! That way you can write about how mean I am"

"But....you're - er, shorter than me," I say.

"Size doesn't matter," she replies impatiently

"Then pick on your own size."

"Too bad."

I don't really know what to say to this, and also she's been pestering me to let me write about her "bullying" me. Well, Rachael, I guess pestering me is sort of like bullying, and you wanted me to write about that, so here you go.

Hope you're satisfied.

:P